Good $DEITY... learn some civics man.

Having driven a Yaris, I can say it does have some sort of charm... the gear shift reminds me of something out of an air-cooled vw, the single windshield wiper on the front is amusing... The infotainment system was terrible, it was woefully underpowered... but still... It didn’t feel like the beige appliance that it…

I think the latter has FAR FAR FAR more to do with this than the former. There are jerks who will take Weird Al’s song far too far of every color.

Does it bother anyone else that the art for the “Holy Shift” logo wouldn’t work properly?

The two piece driveshaft seems a bit overkill for such a short vehicle... I assume there’s a reason?

The truck driver did... Stop?

COTD material here.

Implying a BMW wagon isn’t a sex machine...

There’s a computer down in the pit of most of these lube places. That computer is usually running a piece of software that tells the guy in the pit what needs to be done to get stuff done.

You wouldn’t know that by how they modify their cars and bemoan the “lack of power”

More like armored nutsack, if I may be so crude.

Amusing that it’s photographed beside a similar vehicle.

Just like everyone else does: Stop the vehicle in the safest manner.

It’s amazing what 30 years will change, isn’t it?

Idaho plates... possibly a rust bucket.

Might I suggest a more affordable option:

This is more how I picture SpaceX rather than NASA...

While the idea could be workable, the real world says that anything like this would meet the same demise that Laguna Seca is about to: Too close to residential centers and the noise complaints will shut them down before it gets off the ground. :(

Prior to the current 300, the LHS platform 3.5 v6 made by Chrysler: “Composite” (read “Plastic”) fuel rails combined with through-rail injectors. The part was $500 WITHOUT injectors, and was even subject to a recall at one point due to leaks.

Someone wanted to make their already poor fuel mileage even poorer, and have a giant trunk?