I’m letting the “not an assault rifle” argument slide (it is an assault rifle) because I agree with everything else you said. To 95% of people, a weapon is an assault rifle if it (A) a rifle and (B) designed to kill people specifically.

I thought the time I sent 400 pallets of product to a customer instead of 400 boxes (2 pallets) was bad. This guy’s oopsie is worse. For his sake I hope he just gets the same treatment I did, hearing about it repeatedly from coworkers for years, especially at after work social events when such stories are told and…

We’re so fucked.

Not excusing the University but what idiot thinks 30 grams of anhydrous caffeine won’t fuck you up? That’s like a dime bag full. Honestly, put 30 grams of powdered sugar or cornstarch on a digital kitchen scale and you can get a sense of how much caffeine that is. Don’t bother, I have. (Yes, I tared the penny)

We’re not going to get over it, because a complete idiot just got put in to the most powerful position in the world.

* You’re an idiot *

In the 80s, he turned out a lot of books because cocaine.

I think you and I watched a very different first season.

What’s special about it? TONS!

I still maintain that if they wanted to do an all female ghostbusters it should have been a continuation not a reboot. Essentially in the first movie they talked about how the “Franchising rights alone will make us millions”. So fast forward all these years later and who might need money? Venkman. Have him scam the…

I, too, hate when people are paid for "coming in early/ staying late." Everybody should be required to have an unpaid internship for at least the first to years of work.

That’s amazing audio quality for something that was recorded and posted online 164 years ago!

“not that hard of a feat”

Video of you spearing a drone out of the sky then please.

the people who made up that list should never be allowed to rate things by appearance ever again. if they ever procreate i want to tell them all their babies are hideous. just kidding. but i mean it.

Because for some people everything is racist.

Looks like we got our first neighsayer.

I just told you, because they negotiated the charges. This was a situation where she should and would have been let off with a warning and a ‘have a nice day’ had she even made the slightest attempt at pretending to comply. But she didn’t. She had to blow everything out of proportion, disrespect the officer, and force…

Yeah, but this arrest was completely lawful. In that state, you have to run on a sidewalk if possible.