Yup. As soon as these shits started getting painted as victimized angels, I started shouting that they were assholes in MAGA hats bused in from a boys school to protest women’s reproductive rights. Even if the black men and the native protesters started shouting at them, they deserved it.

If that picture isn’t a perfect distillation of 400 plus years of white colonialism, I don’t know what is.

I am bothered that they are suing the school system. I wish they could sue (and win) the gun manufacturer, the NRA, and any legislator who voted for automatic weapons to be sold. You don’t need AK’s for duck hunting.

Laura is still on “Vacation”

This kid is more “man” than ALL of those NRA puppets combined who hide behind their VOLUNTARY military service to attack the survivors who are in favour of gun control. I hope he gets the therapy (both emotional and physical) to heal.

Sure, barricading the door with your body and taking five bullets to save your classmates’ lives SEEMS brave, but I think that we all can agree that REAL bravery is making up a story about how you would have gone into the building to confront the shooter without any weapon at all. Especially if you make up that story…

Amazing kid. He’s got a long, long road ahead of him though. I hope he can get the help that he needs. After all of the “you’re a hero” (and he damn well is) wears off and goes away, he’s still left with the physical and emotional scars.

“...including Anthony, who was shot five times during the course of the encounter.”

I’m assuming he’s already being smeared by the far right...

Welcome to the US.

I can’t even begin to imagine being 15 years old and making the deliberate choice to use my own body as a barricade to block gunfire and take bullets in order to save my classmates’ lives.

Jesus. Flee the violence in Venezuela to raise your kid’s in a safer place and he gets shot five times at school.

I mean, using the White House budget to do Christmas decor, how on earth do you get that wrong?

Oh, this needs more stars!

The women of the family still think the style of the late 80's is current. It looks like she’s going to walk outside, stroke the muzzle of white a horse, then turn to the camera and expressionlessly say “Obsession: by Calvin Kline.”

Zach Snyder just saw this and said, “Seems a bit bleak.”

Given Trump’s dislike of Middle-Easterners, I find it odd he lets his wife take decorating tips from the mad Arab Abdul Alhazred.

This is my favourite AV Club article so far this month.

Huh, they even manage to make Christmas shitty. Amazing.

MOCK NOT BOKRUG. BOKRUG SHALL NOT BE MOCKED!