You gotta do a leftovers pizza, much better than a sandwich. Turkey, smoked gouda, cranberry sauce (not the canned stuff), blue cheese dressing, and whatever else you can take without it sounding too disgusting.

Look, man, a sandwich is too much work. I pretty much grabbed a handful of stuffing*, tossed it on a plate, and microwaved it. That’s all I want or need.

Sandwich, bah. I have already celebrated the most important day of the year: Pie For Breakfast Day.

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