The successful raptors stretch of the early season was based on spreading the ball and hitting jumpshots that were coming from a lot of different capable players. This led to a crazy offensive efficiency (Dallas and Toronto were at historic paces as late as January). When Derozan went down with the groin injury, Lowry…

The real winner is Anna Faris, of course.

That was the joke. :-(

Ah, the truest form of feminism: judging other womens choices as wrong because they differ from yours.

That president’s wife helped draft the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, advocated equal rights for women, African and Asian Americans, and used every tool of her position to bring attention too and support for those causes. The woman was not beloved because she was a good hostess who dressed pretty.

Enjoy it while it lasts, kid. Being a smart kid is hell as an adult. People have so many expectations for you, so many goals, so many AP classes. You have so much promise as a young thing, so bright and clever, and suddenly you look around and you’re sitting in your pajamas, watching Netflix, doing nothing with your…

I bet Ariana Grande knows China is a country...maybe she’s the world’s smartest baby.

Me (to my 2 year old): “you’re wonderful”

L'Oreal Telescopic (waterproof or not). Super-long lashes, ZERO clumping—seriously, I tried the $20, $30 mascaras and all were clumpy as f*** compared to Telescopic. I don't usually participate in these things but THE PUBLIC HAS THE RIGHT TO KNOW dammit.

L'Oreal Telescopic (waterproof or not). Super-long lashes, ZERO clumping—seriously, I tried the $20, $30 mascaras…

ME TOO

"As a palate cleanser for the last two weeks, please enjoy some stories of terrible customers receiving their just rewards."

While Mandy Moore and Ryan Adam's divorce announcement may have come as a complete surprise to those of us with a slightly inappropriate devotion to the love lives of Saved! actresses and their formally temperamental alt rock husbands,

I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm beginning to think Suge Knight might not be a good person.

NO HE PUT HIS HAND ON MY CEILING HIS GROSS HANDPRINT IS STLL THERE IDK HOW TO GET IT OFF???

When we thought police were overreacting to a black woman kissing a white man in public, that was one thing. Previous reports were unclear, they might have been smooching on a park bench or something, and it was implied police stopped them without cause for blatantly bigoted reasons. But if police were responding to a…