I would be remiss if I did not point out how amazing this guy is for being such a good wingman for his fish. You don't want to date him? Fine. He's got 23 fish to introduce to you. They are tropical as fuck and ready to mingle. No hard feelings.

Pssssst... I think she just doesn't know how to spell "vroom vroom"

The customer who walked in with three kids, sat at a table and asked one of my servers, "Do you guys have nachos?" (I'd like to point out that he would have walked directly by the sign on the front of the building that read "authentic Italian thin-crust pizza") The server informed him that we did not, but we did have…

On the wine:

I like that gif of Kanye acting like a normal human being while his wife is playing at being a fancy goose on the airplane.

Trying to read Ms. Wintour's texts.

I bet she always wins the "Guess My Middle Name" game.

What's wrong with a flip phone? It's a phone. It fits in small pockets. You can drop it without much harm. Obviously Wintour is a woman of sense! (disclosure: I have the exact same phone. :)

interesting POV, I thought this is one of her worst photos.

This means that if Kim gets pregnant, we need to create the name we want to see in the world. My vote is for "Wild" (middle name: also "Wild").

My mom has problems with her teeth that have left her unable to chew things beyond a certain hardness (is that the right word? Toughness, maybe?) and so she has to be careful about what she orders. We used to be dine-in regulars at a local Pizza Hut and she'd always have to order her breadsticks a certain way so…

Ah, I see now. It is pictured at the top of this article. Thanks for explaining that, but I wish you hadn't been so condescending in your reply to me.

Yes, but Australian six 6, you have to be the size of a drinking straw to fit.

You're totally right; the way in which he has turned down most of his sponsorship opportunities, canceled the reality documentary after negative feedback, performed well in the preseason, and given one interview since being drafted by the Rams (in which he talked about how performing well in the preseason gave him…

It took me far too long to embrace skinny jeans, since I thought only skinny people could pull them off. But no, every woman can. They can pry my skinny jeans from my cold, dead hands. I'm assuming that since I turned 30 while they were in style, they're the new "mom jeans," meaning I can wear them for the rest of my…

She walks on a cloud at all times. It's small but it's there.

My husband and I figure he just spends so much time with his grandfather that he's turned into a tiny old man. He's just the best.

Rory Marries Man Who Is Not Dean, Jess or Logan (He's Not Even Marty)

That's not a good passport photo (in the sense that it breaks the rules because it's obviously taken from an upward angle and passport pics are supposed to be straight-on/eye-level).