Wow. This is the ultimate in concern trolling.

You know, I don't find this all that objectionable, as far as retouching usually goes. Did they actually pay $10,000 to get ahold of these?

I was most curious to see the bed picture, which seemed to be the most altered.

I clicked on this link about a "bus full of bunnies" because I thought it meant literal rabbits overflowing from a vehicle, but it's Playboy bunnies :(

Also how badly does America need a Rhythm Nation right now? Because pretty badly.

Annie Liebovitz' photos are starting to look like those Disney campaigns she shoots. A whole lot of Photoshop and CGI.

OHNO! Hayden's been visited by President Snow??! Gurl. Watch out for those mutts.

It's almost like he's not a real doctor.

I literally thought she was 52...I came into this article like "well she doesn't look that different from any other 50 year old I know so this should be interestin....holy shit she's 72????"

Naya Rivera is breaking my heart. She's so gorgeous but she's clearly trying to look like Kim Kardashian trying to look like J-Lo. But yeah, her dress would be an amazing day to night dress if you cut that dumb black train.

Oh, lordy, Tupac was a handsome man.

MUST RESIST URGE TO THIN SHAME!!!!!

Muppet Treasure Island is not only my favorite Muppet movie, it's one of my favorite movies in general. It cracks me up every time! It probably helps that Rizzo is possibly my favorite Muppet. And the music is so catchy. Thanks to this comment thread I'm going to have 'Cabin Fever' stuck in my head all day!

A)

Ringo Starr has a cameo in the Powerpuff Girls' new special as a "flamboyant mathematician" named... FIBONACCI SEQUINS.

Nothing against the other three women, but Kaling's cover is far and away the best looking of the bunch. Poehler looks wasted, Deschanel looks scared and Williams looks like she's losing against a wind machine. Kaling looks badass fierce. Like an actual grown woman. And sober.

I'm really excited to see what happens with the girl who labels her occupation as "free spirit". I think there was a girl whose occupation was "dog lover" on this season too (yes I did read all the bios).

A significant other AND cable? Show off!