I’m glad it worked for you, but for anyone under 40, don’t bring flowers on a first internet date.

DO NOT insist on having every single picture be of you and 20 other people. Look, I get it, you’re popular. Great! But I’m not wasting my time trying to discern which one is you. Same thing goes for all the artsy people out there who like to have their pictures rotated to obscure angles, or hell— upside down! Hard…