Sometimes in the evening I hit a little THC and sit in genuine, silent astonishment that Donald Trump is the current president of the United States.

Why stop there? Why not offer them a mattress filled with bedbugs and a DVD of the 2010 and 2011 World Series?

The other guy is also 6'6" in case you were actually wondering.

As for Dark Horse X, I’m going with Dennis Smith Jr, and that might not even be that much of a stretch. Dude’s looked fully recovered from his injuries and will probably make me hate that the Sixers traded up even though than I already do. (Not that I dislike Fultz, just thought maybe a bit overhyped, although i am…

God, we need it after last year’s trainwreck of a class. Fultz/Ball/Tatum alone has the makings of a good battle—especially before you even include Ben Simmons and Dark Horse X into the mix.

Those Faustian bargains Terry Collins used to remain a major league manager are coming home to roost. I say bring that Bonilla kid up, we’re not paying him $1.2 million per annum to do nothing.

#notallwhitewomen amirite?

A simple prediction of home many dongs Cody would hit that evening.

Can the media stop pretending to be outraged when players do things like this? Who really gives a shit?

Jurgen set this country up to succeed better than anyone else. None of these kids are accidents.

“Chicago Fire player Sebastian Schweinsteiger” - smh, don’t do Basti like that.

This happened to me.

Forgive me for making general assumptions, but any man with a career interest in girls gymnastics should immediately be subject to extreme suspicion.

Having a salt-and-pepper beard has replaced having normal hair on the top of your head in the cultural landscape of today.

Nah, they’re probably going to the playoffs. That’s not nothing.

I actually wrote a section about the Hornets, but then I realized that, according to my own criteria, they don’t qualify, because Kemba is still fun to watch and who knows, maybe you can still be optimistic about Frank Kaminsky if you want.

r/GoNets is the saddest thing on the internet. I dare you to look at it.

Actually, that’s pretty much exactly what happened. The clubs with Real and the royal crown in their badge were given the name real and the use of the crown by the current Spanish monarch at the time.

How could you bring up the fact that America is trying to steal Europe’s footy culture without the history and not bring up Real Salt Lake (the official team of the king of Utah, I guess?).

Your Amazon/MS comparison is incorrect and has been debunked before.