I did wonder how they would address Big Bob’s Beepers in these current smartphone times. Glad the movie’s gonna pull something funny with that one.

Wait wait wait...they brought back the ORIGINAL Helga?!

Kay, I’m on board!

I’m glad this is good. I really needed this to be good.

I see it as yet more of their Spielberg worship, what with his daddy issues constantly appearing in his work.

If you actually think this is a spoiler you didn’t finish S1. And maybe just stop using the internet if you’re that fragile.

Are you serious?

Why would one of the lead protagonists and most popular character not be in the second season?

I’m totally pretending, but just for shits & gigs, what is the reason so all these normies can stop acting like they don’t know.

“I like broccoli.”

Amaya’s ancestor was played by Maisie Richardson-Sellers’s real life mom, Joy Richardson. (You might recognize her as the last fertile woman in Children of Men)

Also, technically Mick did get to incinerate a few A.R.G.U.S. guards at the Mengele-esque detention facility.

Um, Mick did get to shoot people towards the end of the episode; we didn’t see the flame come out and set his targets on fire, but he did, indeed, shoot.

“Are you high right now?”
“You have no idea.”

Every episode needs:

- bar fight
- Caity Lotz’ own fight
- Nate getting high/drunk

Why did those guys have submachine guns and rappelling gear? Weren’t they surfing when Gorgon met them? People are nice, but not usually “I’ll go to war with you, goat-person I just met.” nice.
Medusa meeting up with Scientist Lady will hopefully provide the fun “fish out of water” scenes she desperately needs.

This was a shitshow. “Let’s show how woke we are with a little history lesson, but, while we’re at it, can we make Hawaiians the new ‘Magical Negroes’?”

Thor’s fish out of water is charming, Wonder Woman’s fish out of water is endearing. Medusa’s fish out of water is still a bitch.

I demand more Lockjaw in The Lockjaw Show.

Food Product “Edible”, Raves Review

Between this show and his seasons of Dexter, I’m a little worried Scott Buck doesn’t understand like basic morality.

Wait, Scott Buck...Iron Fist(ed) Scott Buck is behind this?

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