Dennis Rodman is North Korean and Seagal is down with Russia. What evil PR genius came up with the idea of crap bag wash ups teaming with super villains was a good idea? The after life of a shitty life is mesmerizing when it happens in real life.

As a Missourian from a cattle family, this made me lol so hard. 

barnstorming

Telling him to fuck off *is* the appropriate response and I’m sorry this happened to you. 

Anyone that criticizes you for telling this chode to fuck off can fuck off.

“some critics say the harassment measures will mark an end to French romance.”

“Disney has a different standard than other studios.”

They have high standards, yet they keep hiring Johnny Depp? That’s a shit excuse for them to use. 

My SO works for a (very small, independent) record label. One of their artists is going to be releasing an album that has a song that’s got samples from (redacted) on it. There are fewer than six people who work for this label, and they somehow manage to have contacted the sampled artist in question to do what they…

Can we call them joots?

Yes, the dead WHITE girl. Every time we bemoan the obsession with dead girls we must always clarify the obsession is unique to valued white women. There is little to no care or interest in the dead brown women.

And this is why Trump, after he “spoke to the NRA” is suddenly against plastic guns.  It’s not because it’s the right thing to do.  It’s because a large donor that supports him, and the people who support THEM are worried about their bottom lines.

I look forward to our bright future where I can have a plastic gun but not a plastic straw. Priorities. 

The Mario Kart Analogy remains my fave. :)

I saw this on Twitter:

And horror fests have much livelier crowds, too!

Watch - that money, in order to come out of the USDA budget, can only come from one place: cutting SNAP [food stamp] benefits. So the farmers will get some compensation (not enough to keep their farms - the banks will foreclose based on tumbling commodity prices), and the poorest consumers won’t be able to afford to…

You can host the Twitler Rally at the VFW, but you can’t make the veterans actually show up....

‘I want to thank the @VFWHQ for your devotion to our fallen heroes, unknown soldiers, Prisoners of War, those Missing in Action, and their families. #VFWConvention’