Some might find this interesting, but I don’t see it taking off.

May the student population of Stanford vandalize that shit daily with the quotes Doe herself wished to be presented.

How utterly despicable.

Too obvious: Replace him with Christopher Plummer.

We always want the cookie.

I might just be - I am on my way to get us a coffee - would we like a cookie, too?

EEEEVVVRRRYYYY SINGLE PERSON that I know that has gotten the flu this year, “I don’t believe in flu shots.” OOOK YOU GUYS WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

My own little case study of two: I got the shot-Mr.K did not.

Yes, got get the goddamn shot.

“Your decision to assault was calculated, precise, devious, despicable,” Aquilina said. “You played on everyone’s vulnerability. I’m not vulnerable.=

No James Franco. This pleases me.

I did not expect Dunkirk to stick with me like it did, it was like any war movie I’ve ever seen. The whole time watching I was tense, it really immerses a viewer into the confusion and terror of battle. You sometimes couldn’t tell characters apart, it was dark and noisy in scenes and you couldn’t make out who was in…

LEGO Batman should have been nominated over Boss Baby.

Seeing the Oscar List always reminds me of the painfully accurate spoof one from Bojack Horseman. Props to the ever-green My Father The War Criminal in the Foreign Language Film category.

With how much Hollywood’s been jerking off over Three Billboards, I’m pretty sure it’s going to win that too. My prediction is Get Out wins literally none of the things it’s nominated for.

Maybe I am too much of a cynic, but seeing “Get Out” in so many categories made me think it is going to get screwed in Best Picture and Director but maybe get Original Screenplay. Prove me wrong, Hollywood.

something that i side-eye about myself is that i unabashedly and ironically loved kong: skull island.