The only time I wake my husband up in angry laughter is when he and the dog synchronize their snoring into a seamless loop.

As funny as it is to laugh about Trump Tower catching fire or how he is, like, a stable genius, I still hate to end the day thinking about Our Moron President.

None of the men mentioned in the article had an isolated incident. Except for Timberlake, they all had multiple incidents of being charged with physical or sexual abuse.

the real winners were any guy that didn’t have to go on stage last night

He’s obviously never met me. I have seen ever Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street movie. I even saw the crappy reboots. I’m not sure why he thinks black women don’t watch horror films other than the fact that black women have never been given a chance to make a horror film that catered to them. When we’re the…

Even stupider than the idea that black women don’t see horror movies is the suggestion that people who do see and enjoy horror movies won’t go or won’t enjoy one made and starring black women!!

This is particularly annoying as I cam a black woman who is obsessed with teen/horror -comedy/fantasy/ sci fi and would give my left kidney for black women to be represented properly in these genres. So fuck you weird executive.

Umm... did these asshole execs ever ASK us if we watched horror movies?

That movie was a beginning and end of summer ritual for my sister and me. I still think “the audience is now deaf” at the beginning of most movies.

I saw Audrey Hepburn in Switzerland when I was around 13, not even a year before she died. I don’t think I’ll ever forget it either, she was so beautiful in an almost otherworldly way. I saw a ton of celebrities when I was living in New York, spoke to a bunch of them, but Audrey stands out.

My parents lived near that building 50 years ago and my mom was OBSESSED with trying to spot her. Then one day, my mom was pushing my brother in a baby carriage and Greta Garbo was walking towards them. As she passed my mom, she said, “you’re baby is beautiful”.

IT’S BECAUSE YOU BASTARDS WON’T BRING BACK T-DAWG!!!

Biggest issue with Carl dying is the fact that it was done only for shock value. It makes no sense, story-wise. He lost his eye, what, two seasons ago? That was shocking, as was the fact that he was able to survive, but it also made sense for the story. He’s been through more sh*t than almost any other character,…

RIP Carl Poppa

The moral center should be Morgan, but they keep bouncing him back and forth between pacifistic and homicidal.

Maybe the Walking Dead characters haven’t seen Fear the Walking Dead.

I didn’t have a drop left in the house the day after Trump was elected.

How in the hell does that iPod still have a charge.

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