Does this mean we need to have two people perform on every instrument to create the proper effect? In that case, I can take the other tambourine. Otherwise, I'd love to rock out on the guiro or cabasa (b/c I haven't touched either one since elementary school).

Fair. That's fair.

THANK. YOU. Every time I hear it on the radio, I cringe at the way she emphasizes the word. The syllabic rhythm throws me off and I start talking to my radio by repeating the word as it should be said. And then I realize that I'm essentially talking to myself, but I can't stop doing it because she says it so many…

She is rocking that dress. I also appreciate that the dress has some breathing room under the arms (spoken by someone who sweats. All year round. Ohh, anatomical biology!). And I like the pumps. I wish she had an additional pop of color with some simple earrings, though. Maybe a pearl stud in a not-white color.

It is super flirty and cute and she looks great it in! I can't decide if it could have used a skinny belt or a necklace or something to accessorize, but it's a nice outfit.

I suddenly care about Coachella. Thanks Outkast. You best tour somewhere in the DMV area. ...Please?

I was thinking of Alan Rickman a la Harry Potter.

Oh. My God. I didn't realize the void I've had in my gif world until I saw this gif.

Since it's actually cold now, the oversized sweater has been my go-to. I rock it with skinny jeans, boots, and if I'm really going to be cold, a patterned blazer over it. (So I'll rock my dark grey sweater with a cream/black/red plaid blazer and tan boots for a fun mix-up.) Warm and cute, emphasis on the warm.

VOTED.

Re: Celebrities as role models for promoting/perpetuating looks for capitalistic gain—-Technically speaking, it's not necessarily the celebrity her/himself that is the one to be blamed solely for what sells. Some of these celebrities (especially the ones you listed) have agents, make-up and fashion artists, a troop of…

That just means that when the mood hits and I need to cycle through season 3 (yes, I'm a Pacey/Joey shipper, deal), I hit "mute" and start singing "I Don't Wanna Wait" out loud. There is no alternative. None. I'm not playing around with fake opening themes.

Does anyone else watch TVD (Vampire Diaries)? Is anyone else so over the love triangle of gloom and doom like I am? Does anyone know why the writers/Julie Plec won't just stop making Elena so f—-ing wishy-washy? (PICK ONE. STICK WITH THAT.) And does anyone else feel totally and absolutely alone in their TVD Ship of…

This is a safe space. Just go ahead and get it all out now so it doesn't pop up as low mutterings in the work place.

As someone who sweats quite a bit, I would love to have an outfit with cut-out armpits. Having said that, the outfit being white would still damn me because sweat stains would be unforgiving everywhere else. Plus that deep/wide front cut is not something I could comfortably rock.

And I now have some new gifs to use, thank you!

I imagine it might get worse before it gets better. We're coming into the notorious Holiday Shopping Season when the retail world gets batshit (I worked in that world for three years...oh the horrors of this time of year). Think of all of the bodies in motion buying things—-and all of the bodies that might belong to…

I just painfully snorted into my coffee. Oh, how I love Brock gifs...especially when it's Brock in his element (aka being creepy)...

I'm curious about trying the bow tie on this season as a funky way to spice up the wardrobe—especially if I can find a nice tartan/plaid one for the holidays. I've worn ties before, but I don't have any clue how to tie a bow tie. Any good recommendations for places/brands to buy that aren't too ridiculously expensive?

Can't unsee.