Also, whatever man, give Giovinco and Jozy credit for their individual skills on the go-ahead goal:

A chubby guy who likes to stir up controversy with bombast, a dismissive attitude towards neighboring countries and seemingly fantastical accusations of unfairness is exactly the guy you’d expect to Make América Great Again.

No. The average annual income of a person in Afghanistan is $1,100, so you’re absurdly wealthy by those standards too. It’s all relative. Everyone is aware of that without the need to call it out every time sports salaries come up.