Does having a weird tasting dick make one a homosexual?

Thanks. I had some pretty stupid material to draw from, so...

It's been on the Bills wall of honor forever.

St. Louis is in need of a new football team...

Not saying that this was the case here, but I’ve known too many people who think it’s totally cool to wear shorts and/or no coat or jacket in the winter. Knock that shit off, you’re not impressing anyone.

To be fair, Eddie Lacy is a size 0 in Wisconsin.

Go take care of your Prius-driving dog.

“If I won the PowerBall and then chose to donate ALL of my winnings to Bernie Sanders’ campaign, would he instantaneously become the frontrunner in the election?”

This is the worst lottery fantasy ever.

Get some “Strange”