We should all just play soccer. There is never any violence associated with that sport around the world. Very tame fans.

7-12? Did you show up at 11:30?

thats like the plot of a seinfeld episode.

This and, “What flavor Faygo best compliments this bologna Lunchable?”

I would root for the Red Sox to win the World Series, but I’m afraid that kind of success would cause the Boston sports fan base to lose the generosity and good natured friendliness that they are famous for, and turn them into a bunch of loud, obnoxious, arrogant, fuck butts.

Keith and Ron are slowly turning into Statler and Waldorf and I LOVE IT.

Not many people know this but Milwaukee actually comes from an old Ojibwe word meaning “Yeah, but what about Black on Black crime?”

Your comment is, in fact, why he will win. Witty smuggos can’t stop Olbermanning even though the left won the culture wars a long time ago.

These videos put us Buffalo residents in such a bad light; most of us can afford better tables to put ourselves through.

There is nothing I want more right now than a perfect 4-0 record for Tom Brady to come back to, only to inexplicably flub the rest of the season.

Beaten and arrested for felony assault?

I love how you think it was ever anything else (it’s been an NHL-sanctioned tournament since 1996, and was run by the league, IIHF and Hockey Canada before that.. it’s always been organized around the NHL season).

It's sad to see Greg Roman go, but if anyone's missing him you can find an identical goateed fatass holding down a barstool in literally any Buffalo gin mill.

Quick ICP story for you guys:

My sophomore year in college, I lived on the same floor as the year prior with about 12 or so other guys who all returned. Amongst the new guys was a juggalo. He was VERY into it and one of the things he did was absolutely plaster his door with photos.

While drunk one night, we decided to…

I give ICP a pass because of their 2015 “Confederate Flag” song which follows up on their “(fuck your) Rebel Flag” song from like 1992.
While both songs share some lyrics and are about violently killing racist rednecks who display the confed flag... which is silly; ICP makes their anti-confederate flag/anti-racism…

ICP are surprisingly not racist shit turds from Romeo. Plus, they gave us the miracle of that Miracles song that made the Internet laugh for minutes a few years back.

There’d be way fewer Confederate flags and Northerners with “Southern Pride” at a ICP concert, tell you what

ICP, awful though they are, at least have a bit of comedic self-awareness. Not a lot, mind you. About equivalent to an ironic termite. But enough to put them over Kid Rock.

If ICP had just gone chicken hunting like they promised, we wouldn’t have to worry about kid rock.