Has there ever been a bald middle-aged white guy with a goatee that hasn’t been completely fucking insufferable?

Makes sense that the Rams would wear white, seeing as they haven’t scored yet.

Side Note: When are we going to get a some Hot Takes about how Brady is a System Quarterback and there will be no drop off when he leaves because it’s Belichick’s system? My Facebook feed was blowing up with that last night but those are amateurs. I need some Professional Takes on the matter.

Wide deceiver???

Sounds like my ex wife!!!

Yeah they did. And the Mets took their place as the second Wild Card team.

I am going the opposite way with this. Siemian was mostly bad, and his only real success came on screen passes. They almost lost a game with that defense and CJ Anderson running roughshod over the Panthers.

Which is funny because a lot players probably turn to pot to help alleviate the pain caused from getting their bell rung so often.

That first Von Miller hit was the kind that makes you think “Peyton would have gotten that call 100% of the time.”

My personal choice would be “Just a Friend” by Biz Markee because of the fact, based on my college karaoke experiences, it’s THE song where people pour their heart and soul into singing the chorus with unbridled passion.

Nice! I was only half joking about the janitor. I figured you were an engineer, only we get to wear sports jerseys (sp?) to work (currently in a Fitzgerald Pitt Jersey)

Fuck you. No way I’m benching Kapri Bibbs. You lunatic.

Are you a sanitary engineer?

Be honest, how many people are going to see that through the toll booth window?

....I did the same. Tied for a WC spot annnnnnnnnd Tebow. Can’t win.

To be fair, that’s better than taking a piss with their cock not hanging out.

Half of these goobers so mad at Kaepernick wouldn’t have ever noticed the protest until it was pointed out to them because they’re too busy in the fucking nachos line at the concession stand during the national anthem.

Looks like a trend to me

I am a Bills fan (see also, my whining about my pathetic team in their separate preview) who now lives in Boston. I’m also in a union, and even though I despise Brady, I wanted him to win that appeal for the longest time because of the precedent it set for the rest of the players, and because Goddell is the living…