They actually lost 65 times last year because they got womped by the Cubs in the NLDS.

I think you’re being disingenuous. You’ve been here for years, and so have I. We both know exactly what kind of reaction “I’m not impressed by basic decency” is going to get in a place where “I’m not crying, YOU’RE crying!” is the chief response to feel-good videos and articles.

As a parent of a disabled kid who eats alone every day, I have had the exact same conversation with my kid more times than I could count. The recognition is as much for every disabled kid who would really enjoy having a friend, even for one lunch period.

Yup, it was a nice thing to do.

Marine here again. I can’t stand how conflated “the flag” has become with “the military.” I also can’t stand the knee-jerk “patriots” whose default position toward the military is genuflection, and anyone who fails to bend the knee is shunned. These are not the hallmarks of a free society.

Hey that’s awesome! I’ll just hop on the L-train to...oh....

You have a cop talking about watching the children, no, sorry, blacks at his kid’s school like hawks, and people wonder why black people might not trust the police when they say, “Don’t blame us for the racial divide.”

Again, straw men to avoid actually answering to Kaepernick’s issue of policemen killing black people with impunity and then not having to answer to any judiciary inquiries. This is turning into basically a modern day Klan rally. WHITE POWER!

“...how is it not cool to say you died fighting as a knight?”

“Sand Knight” definitely sounds like a weirdly complimentary racial slur of some sort.

I knew Karlos Williams had a lot of free time these days, but I didn’t realize he had become a Deadspin contributor.

I mean, yeah, that’s probably true. Nobody is more annoying than the fans of the last team to win a big thing. But honestly, and I’m being serious, what do you expect Cleveland fans to do? Just sort of nod and accept the first major championship in decades without saying anything? Should we also just sit there while…

Its not about water, its about power generation you fucking idiot. Like he said...eat a dick.

We’ll just shut the falls off for you..... also eat a dick.

I don’t know you but I’m fairly confident that you’re better than Ryan Lochte at literally everything except swimming and being hot women’s exceedingly regrettable life decision. So buck up.

Hey, don’t lump Buffalo in with the Southern Tier dumbfucks with the “Impeach Cuomo!” signs in front of their trailers.

You missed the glory days of 300 local newscasts a year being headlined by an insurance fire.

At this point, the only reason I love Buffalo is the ease of having a Wegmans within 5 miles of anywhere.

Fuck Cleveland, Buffalo is the Paris of Lake Erie