I think you have that backwards, zucchini is the superior form of cucumber, which is a piece of shit vegetable that’s really only edible when pickled or turned into tzatziki.

MY HANDS ARE HARDENED WITH WELTS FROM GRIPPING THE WASHINGTON POST

I vote hockey- Guy who lived with goalie in college.

We as Americans should stop calling it soccer and call it by what it is: Recess.

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I’m sorry, it appears you took all of this seriously. F-.

This is the least fun thing anyone has ever said.

So, is your argument that the Left isn’t motivated by Hillary, or that Trump is better at motivating than Hillary? Because if you’re saying that Hillary can’t win without “Bernie Bros,” then maybe you should stop yelling at them and calling them “Bernie Bros.”

I GOT SOMETHIN’ TO SAY

go bills.

What if Jimmy takes the Patriots to 4-0 by throwing 30 TD’s and no interceptions? No way Brady gets his starting job back. Take a seat Tom, you’ll be giving unreciprocated high fives from the bench from now on glamour boy.

L I V I N — spells livin. Man...

Have you ever seen a grown man naked?

Congrats to both of those teams.

I do want to see Buffalo land Okposo though. They have the playmakers now to support a player like that. Maybe even scooping up whats left of Vanek would be alright if they can do it cheap.

Rex coached a Mark Sanchez-led Jets team to consecutive AFC Championship games. He should get a statue in Canton for that coaching performance.

I know y’all get to decide on your own bear coverage, but the most important summer bear news is that Pedals survived the winter and is roaming New Jersey once again. Pedals is the hero we desperately need right now. Look at him! He walks like people, but he’s a bear!

Cleveland is a better city than Boston. I hate visiting Boston. All the cost of NYC without the good public transportation, stuff closes at 2, and you have blue laws.