I’m a lifelong Mets fan and I don’t even hate the Royals or their fans. I don’t mean to come off as a dick, but you guys are so far under the radar it’s gonna take a lot more than a WS title to make anyone have second thoughts about Kansas City. Honestly, I still don’t know what state you are in.

There are going to be so many white knights in the comments here.

At what point in the children’s game can we start physically attacking the other players for succeeding? I don’t know. That’s for the crying babies filling their diapers about it to decide I guess.

Personally I'd prefer to fight jockeys.

There is a 100% chance that the Stanley Cup contains more hockey player DNA than Elisha Cuthbert’s mouth

Pens 4 Martin Jones 2. Seriously that guy was unreal. The Pens should of had multiple games with 4+ goals.

If I’m Phil Kessel, I’m taking out a full-page add in the Toronto Sun which would read “KISS MY ASS, STEVE SIMMONS. Signed, Phil Kessel, Pittsburgh Penguins.”

Usually the only thing stopping the Yinzers from parading is their girth.

Fuck this guy, and turbofuck his enabling dad.

Fuck geese. Goose is a trash bird. I hope it dies next time.

Who is the bigger coward:

AWL NIGHT AND DAYEEYEAH!

1) Make popcorn

Hey if I can get a Ryan Fitzpatrick Bills jersey for 5 bucks at the Bills store I sure as hell am going to wear it.

Who the fuck uses a timer to cook pasta?

Depends what you consider “Toronto media”. Will Simmons shit bricks? Absolutely. Problem is, nobody reads Steve Simmons anymore.

As a Toronto fan I am really hoping this happens. All I want is a picture of Kessel with the Cup and Conn Smythe eating a hot dog sent to Steve Simmons.

Roger Goodell: [is constantly abused by fans of other 31 NFL teams]

That would be amazing. Fat Phil lifting the Conn Smythe and the Stanley Cup over his head would drive Toronto insane