For the love of god, don’t let the Seahawks fans know you can do this.

/adjusts nerd glasses

I really hope you’re doing something other than keeping track of your fiance constantly with this app to combat this. I feel bad for both of you, because this is a bad situation to be in.

You couldn't sleep through the night because you were worried your SO wouldn't make it home from work? Sounds like a serious problem that should be addressed with therapy instead of this creepy band aid

This picture says it all... short shorts guy, little kids, and baseball cap guy who looks like he is about to pull out his dick and piss on the fire. Truly March Madness (in April).

Honestly, either has 95% of the commenters on Kotaku.

just something that’s nonexistent in most southern homes.

For years, YEARS, I mean since I first learned to wipe my as at roughly three years old, I have stood up and wiped. I lived a life filled with swamp ass, skid marks, and dingleberries. Less than a year ago, I started to wipe sitting down, and my life has never been the same. I am a new man. No more swamp ass. No more…

Interesting that when white guys stack cups we call them athletes, but when black guys stack cups we call them dishwashers at Chili’s.

shup up looser

Have any of you not eaten bananas before, and is willing to eat one on camera for us? Preferably slowly.

These ladies should contact me.

You provided a literal definition of “a repeat offender” in your comment.

At least I picked a champion!

Or maybe the Royals were throwing at people and clearing dugouts on an almost weekly basis for the first month and a half last season.

The Royals would be such a likable team if they weren’t such whiny bitches. They’re a young, fast team and I love their style of play, but man... shut the fuck up. You won the World Series and you get to celebrate on opening day in front of the team you beat, which almost never happens. That’s your “revenge” for a…

This will end poorly.

So you just kneel down into a puddle of your own urine?

It’s illegal to shut down roads. And btw, the roads they were blocking lead to a hospital. Not everyone was heading to a Trump rally.