Bushmills? That’s protestant whiskey!

I really hope Buffalo finally gets a team!

I think I just pulled a muscle rolling my eyes.

Ironically, black Americans are currently the most racist group in the country.

Don’t be the “Why aren’t you drinking?” guy at the bar who won’t let it go. There’s always one and he’s an asshole. Sample quotes:

Panarin the 25-year-old “rookie” who just finished five years playing pro-level hockey in the KHL versus a handful of teenages who were playing junior or NCAA hockey? Yeah.

"Let us celebrate this progress by sharing these authentic edamame, or Tokyo beans. Now, I want you to be very careful about eating these. You eat the shells, then you throw the seeds out."

And there it is! Butthurt Detroit fans FTW!

Maybe you missed the fact that Deadspin has posted more articles about Larkin in 2016 (2) than the McDavid/Eichel combo?When will the Deadspin tyranny against Detroit Red Wings 19 year old rookies end? Every article not about Dylan Larkin should include an obligatory mention…

Edmonton may find its way onto US TV more often if they ever actually build a team that can find its way out of the lottery.

McDavid scoring 22 seconds into the contest and then finishing off the Sabres, who tanked all last year to try and get him is the new “Most Buffalo Thing To Ever Happen.”

They really aren’t close at this point honestly. CM is clearly a much better player.

You need two pigs for a cuban sandwich you idiot

He just read the Gawker Media union contract.

Long time hockey player here, including collegiate level. Believe it or not, crazy shit like this happens a lot when the puck is on edge, but you’re right: I don’t think I’ve ever seen this in an NHL game, especially on the goal line like that. I would have paid money to hear the shit they were giving Smith in the…

Well, I can see why they all cheated on you.

he aint white bruh

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

Referring to women as “females” definitely helps your credibility here...

Don’t use these, they are just sitting in landfill - writer

“The simple answer is coffee snobs. People should drink what they enjoy.”

See also: beer snobs

I spend far too much time defending my 7-11 coffee with far too much creamer, which I love, and my Miller Lite to people that just want to complain about how bad my choices are and how good their choice is. I don’t care about…