“I never struck my wife, but I can’t speak for the blunt object in my hand.”

And their spouses.

I got a lot to say

clicked the video to watch highlights like this and came away disappointed.

I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring…

I was born close to Cincinatti. Hell would have been an improvement.

“I won’t be disrespected!”

Jalen Ramsey Won’t Hesitate To Get Ejected Again

“We easily have the best team in our conference.”
“You mean the NFC West?”
“What? No, sorry. Jed is taking us to Dreamforce later and those tech bros can’t play for shit.”

“We show it at the beginning of every game. We walk all the way from the locker room out onto the field without letting the other team score. The problem is that they make us play a whole entire football game after that.”

“We possibly have one of the best teams in the NFL.”

ehhhh

Lost in all the discussion of why NFL ratings are down, be it CTE, the election, or domestic violence, is the real culprit. The AFC South. I’d rather go to the zoo and watch monkeys in a cage throw poo at each other all day, than watch Tennessee and Jacksonville play each other.

I was in Europe for a few weeks last November when there were those three mass shootings in like a week.

Define “assault weapon”.

I hate people who use the term assault weapon. It has no real meaning, and no agreed upon definition.

Define “Assault Weapons”? Big, scary, BLACK guns? Take your average “assault” weapon and put wood furniture on it, and it’s a hunting rifle. AGAIN, the problem is NOT the guns, but the PEOPLE who use them!

Dude, get out of your own ass.

I would love it so much if they gave us a usable version of Rose. What would it look like? What would its special perk be? The mind boggles.