This is all kinds of dumb.

If you’ve played TES games, then you know people standing around doing weird shit is incredibly immersive.

No, from what I can see, even the launch PS4 has USB 3.0. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/PlayStation_4, https://www.primagames.com/games/killzone-shadow-fall/feature/ps4-faq-everything-you-need-know-about-sonys-new-console.