And punched. 

This is the best comment I’ve read in a really long time.

Coachella

Well, that’s not entirely fair. Everyone knows that playing in vibrant color is far easier than grainy black and white. 

Dammit, Scott. I had no idea you were on Deadspin. 

Jesus christ. Aaaaaaaaand we have a sane baseball fan here.

Cobb. No question. But he would be ejected and fined every day of his life.

So which is better ?

I fucking know that guy. Never said a word about pitching in the majors. And he is remarkably well preserved. 

And all the reasons you just put forth are exactly why - as a gambler - I’d bet my car that no significant moves will be made by the Sox this offseason, that are widely regarded as nothing more than a salary cap amelioration.

So, that take is probably hot, too.

Instead of all of those circuitous and evasive sentences, it would have been a lot simpler to rattle off 3 or 4 names of prospective candidates that you think are worthwhile for the sum of their views. This is a single issue - an important one, to be sure - but a single issue.

Kind of a Dick-ish move...

Not as good as “Mah bawlz wuz hot”, but I’ll allow it. 

They’re giving McDonald a certain credence, though.

Yes.

So, as far as you’re concerned, which candidate(s) are still in the good category thus far ?

So let me rephrase my question then:

THIS FUCKING COMMENT is why I fucking love the Deadspin commentariat.

But what’s wrong with Joel Embiid ?