Hole-y Shit, that was bad...

Excellent and all true. 

Who’s the holy ghost pulling for ? 

See good vs. perfect above.

Are you, per chance, a Yankee fan ?

Are you, per chance, a Yankee fan ?

I can’t imagine the Mets *gag* making any sor- *gag* any sort of deal with the *gag* with the New Yor- *gag* with the New York Yank- *gag* with the New York Yankk- *gag* with the other New York baseball team.

There are many closeted southern delegates who would prefer that they themselves got a bl-....

That take is indeed hot. 

Why wouldn’t you respond to his comparison to BO ?

After a careful reading, I’m still not sure if you’re sad that you have feelings, or sad about Drew.

Sadly,

I think I see what you did there....

Obligatory 

Okeedokey. Then you and I disagree.

And if not, what’s your point ?

What I sometimes say to the person who I spend time in bed with.

Until we live in a utopia, we’re gonna have to pick the lesser of the two evils.

“The assholes of the world are a constant quantity.”