Depressants. Comfort foods. Narcotics. Sleeping pills.

Too soon ? 

Stay classy, Pittsburgh...

But did they use their arm - at any point - during the robbery ?

How thirsty she’ll look for posterity is punishment enough. 

From your mouth to god’s ears.

Somebody should put this woman out of our misery.

Fuck me if I didn’t just tear up a little at my desk while reading that...

Where’s the fella with the Bentayga at ?

I hope you have some food and beverages for your long wait for a relevant reply.

How about pudding ? 

So let’s call them all by name.

I’m giving everyone fair warning: the Tinier Montgomerys are monsters!

Sounds a bit Mello-ish.

That was terrible.

Definitely more hair people than LT relationships.

Yes. Why is this so fucking hard to do ?

As you wish. 

Is that edit ok ? 

This comment made me really happy.