But can you save me 15% off my car insurance ? 

There’s all kids of goodness here.

I don’t like their choice of name for this enterprise. 

1. Name checks out.

Right ? WTF else am I paying for ?

I’m sorry that whatever made you think like this happened to you. 

I starred this, and I currently hate myself to some degree.

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The death penalty is not inappropriate in cases like this.

Sometimes I wish I had more stars to give to a specific comment. It doesn’t happen often, but this is most definitely one of them. 

Hoo-boy. Fuck that. Fuck Marcia Fudge.

THIS

Anyone other than me use this for post-drinking calamities ?

Cottage cheese ? I’d agree with this in terms of taste, but it is a great low-cal protein wallop for post gym nutrition.

You’re not wrong, but that isn’t (read: shouldn’t be) how the voting works, and you know it.

I hate the Yankees with the white-hot fire of a thousand suns, but I can’t wait for some jerk-off halfwit of a writer to explain his logic as to why Mariono Rivera (FFS) doesn’t get in unanimously on the first ballot.

Manny Machado having to eat shit is always a good time for everyone watching.

The baseball gods’ take.

Real talk.