LOVE the grandpa story.

I sat in an early-season Texans game where the roof was left open because the powers that be thought it would be a home-field advantage over a northern opponent. It got to nearly 100 degrees, and every single person sitting in whatever section was in direct sunlight vacated. They never did that again. So people might…

Bass players are not real guitarists.

Those two roughing calls on Clay Matthews were fucking horrible, but honestly, is there a better defender for that kind of shit to happen to? I’m obviously biased but if I HAVE watch a defender get screwed by a call, it’s pretty funny for it to happen to Discount Thor.

My War of the Worlds take:

“Maybe if Tom Cruise didn’t want so many people to spread rumors about him being gay, he shouldn’t be in a War of the Worlds remake whose climax features him bravely struggling within the butthole like opening on the bottom of a Martian ship whose sphincter strains as it tries to pull him in.”

I want Obama back!

The ALL CAPS words/phrases have been a part of his writing style far before Trump.

There’s no NFL environmental awareness initiative campaign. Can you imagine them actually doing that?

FUCK YOU DREW! I’M A RAIDER FAN WHO RAIDERS ARE PLAYING THE BROWN’S A DAY BEFORE HIS B-DAY AND A YEAR AFTER I WAS IN VEGAS DURING THE SHOOTING SO OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO.... oh shit they are going to lose by a lot aren’t they. What channel is War of the worlds on????

Then vote them out.

It’s the reality we live in. Orange Joffrey injects himself into every topic, so we have to keep talking about him because the alternative of ignoring him means his idiocy goes unchecked. 

Weather nerd warning: The “polar vortex” isn’t some new global weather phenomenon. It always exists over the poles, and in the right winter atmospheric pattern, gets dislodged and is thrown southward into Canada or the northern US (this happened often in the insanely cold, snowy east coast winter of 2013-2014, and…

I just don’t get it. The Vikings and Lions are fine with domed stadiums, because it gets cold as fuck there and the playing/spectating conditions can get downright inhumane. You know where else it gets cold as fuck? Buffalo! Green Bay! Chicago!

HOLY SHIT, that picture of Lovie Santa Claus is real? That’s his legit face now? NOBODY has altered that photo? Jesus Christ....

Oh, man, I was ready to comment on Cruise’s excellent throwing motion, then the twist popped up at the end. Why??????

I’m a Bills fan and if they ever build a new stadium and it isn’t a dome, they can get fucked.

Which is not to say you shouldn’t use global warming. It’s also a great term and valid!  They are interrelated but not exactly the same.  As Earth’s average temperature rises due to increased greenhouse gases (global warming!), many climatic changes will occur (climate change!) which include changes to temperatures…

If you’re charging municipalities billions of dollars to build a new stadium and it doesn’t have a retractable roof, go fuck yourself. Yes, idiotically cold games are a hallmark of the Bills and Packers fans’ experience, and that home field advantage is fine. But there is no need to cancel a game for lightning if you…

My friend!

Missed the best/worst part about Tom Cruise in that movie: the fake baseball