Hey, sexism! Whatever, we won. You can keep the A+ in misogyny, sweetheart. 

I’m assuming English is not your first language, you apparently missed all of the context clues.

Trump's afflicted with Deranged Twittering Disorder. 

This is a weird ass take for a sport you don’t even follow.

And none of those options are as thick as standard men’s wear. Women’s blouses are fucking tissue-thin, as are cardigans. Slacks have a bit of stretch to them, and anything like that is made to breathe, not retain heat. Jackets are unlined. Skirts are crap at keeping you warm for obvious reasons.

Excuse me, only *lady* Trumps chin-implant. 

None of our large primate cousins sleep away from their young during infancy, why would you think this is appropriate? It *definitely* doesn't encourage or support breastfeeding. 

You're just shit at it. We did it with 4 & not 1 was in the bed after a year.

Lol I know, he's the food professional and you're the guy in the comments. 

Lol wat?? I don't think you're reading the same comment as the rest of us?? You're projecting ferociously. 

You got Amish, you ain't South, clown.

If you’re near a retirement town, I’m told those are the best ones to visit.

Sometimes delivers your ditch weed, 'cause down South!

1. Meth

Mis-identifying Henson is pretty tone-deaf.

Tag ur pr0n!

Only for white guys. The crime bill and pushback against gains in equality meant it was infinitely less kickass for the rest of us. 

If we all move away, who makes things better? Those trashcan fires have kids, half of which are female, and proportion of which are queer. Who makes these places legally protect them, even from the people that spawned them? 

I have a houseful of teens and a 20 year old, and the prospect of me, a 38 year old hitting on one of the 20 year old’s friends from school is fucking grotesque. They’re barely better than *babies*. Jesus Christ, male and female, that gap in particular is gross, your brain wasn’t even done baking for another 5 years!…