The World Health Organization says to nurse to at least two years old. AT LEAST TWO YEARS. Your reaction is super-gross.

If you can afford first class, you can afford noise-cancelling headgear.

Why are you siding with a known terrible corporate actor?

Hence her trying to nurse him to sleep. And yes you do, unless you live and work in a children-exclusion zone, they’re part of human society.

The World Health Organization says to nurse till AT LEAST TWO. Repeating because you’re an idiot with gross issues, AT LEAST TWO.

I have a strong suspicion, based on that “larp-ing” quote, that this man wasn’t born Sikh.

I wish I could, but a lot of school districts are moving to Twitter to be able to immediately update students families; for example, our local transportation office is short 22 school bus drivers, and has multiple delays daily, and Twitter is cheaper than recording messages and sending them out. I hate-y-hate it,…

No, no sweetheart, they’re elderly...and very, very gay.

There’s 320 million of us, it sounds like you don’t understand that when you call a man a c*nt, whether he lives in New Orleans, Chicago or Portland, you’re up for an asskicking.

Yes, all 5 of them, every bit as bad as the guy who ran over the woman in Charlottesville. You should be ashamed.

Mild chemical exfoliation, brightening products and moisture, moisture, moisture. And cap it off with sunscreen. It’ll work, but the skin there is thicker than the skin on your face, and takes longer to turn over. Consistency is the boring key.

Or the back of your neck if you have very short hair, or your upper chest; as my aunt found out recently, those beautifying apps don’t smooth out 56 years of tanning.

This should be at the top of the thread.

Well thank you, I definitely can’t top that! And without any swears!

Yeah, you aren’t actually listening to anyone here.

Argh, we can’t even do anything about her, she’s Cuomo’s girlfriend!

It is! Except for the cut the company that manages the online payment system, that is bullshit of the highest order.

Can I ask where you live? Because my personal experiences as a product of a barely-in-the-South public school system, with kids in another public school system a few cities over, we’re always fundraising.

She’s very wealthy and very well-connected, everything else is sand kicked up to cover those facts.

It had an interesting cast.