Good lord, I know! Maester Aemon knows about Dany, when she’s nearly on the other side of the planet. I’d like to think it’s being kept from him purposefully, but I think that’s giving the narrative too much credit at this point..

hey there, ‘99 senior pictures hair!

yeah, don’t google that, you’ll cry.

“or it will be a pantsuit—reminiscent of ‘90s Sharon Stone, her favorite actor.”

for crap's sake, it's inert.

*heavy breathing forever* thanks for that!

lol, no they don't! the wingnut welfare circuit ponies up for that specific family, but most Quiverfulls are happy to gut Uncle Sam like a pinata at a princess-birthday party.

oh god, I love you, that be precious!

You're in luck! It's still her fault!

Man, is there any kind of religious person a Fundy/Evangelical HATES more than a Unitarian?

oh no darling, because you also owe him (because GOD!) unending excitement over him pawing you over, otherwise Christ (who's totes sitting in the corner, watching you think about the baby crying, you sinner!) and your Old Testament-Leadership husband will be DISAPPOINT.

Reading papers of the time, she absolutely was marketed to the public as naif. Pre-wedding, I mean.

No shit, I've gone from an 18 to a 14 in 6 years without losing a pound, it's redonk.

Crap, by that standard, they might get run out of their national for not been aggressively offensive!

No, those early to mid-90's color schemes have aged badly, much less the costume designs themselves!

If any of his bodily fluids stink that mightily of cheap cologne, she won't have anything to worry about, own his kidneys will do him in very soon.

With that spelling coupled with his smug-ass face, I'd eat a hat if his parents didn't both home-church and school.

Exactly. And so did I, and I have a daughter now, which makes me push for women to be able to safely make all those choices.

Yes, it was heartbreaking. I passed it on to a few of my great-aunts who are around the age to remember, everyone had known at least one girl who went through it, and I have 10 great-aunts. That's a lot of lost girls in Connecticut alone.

Yeah, there's a mountain of social information being transmitted in the choices one makes in wearing kimono in public, so much so that Japanese women often attend workshops about correctly wearing and moving in kimono. For the most part, I'd just avoid wearing a kimono out, unless you have a Japanese friend willing to…