it’s 100% the high school baseball coach shades

I could never imagine Tiger Woods sleeping with all those porn stars, stripers and prostitutes. Now I can.

What are you talking about? Lebron played with Delonte West for 3 years! (I’m sorry, I had to do it)

Or President Obama.

Someone said (not me) that he says 11 kids because that is how high he can count.

Take=Hot Karl

Shawn Kemp has 11 opportunities to show Karl that he’s a good father.

Karl added: “The same goes for this kid, Coby, I coached in Denver. Kid’s dad was a real asshole.”

Jesus Ricky really? What were you high or something?

I’m banned over there. For what reason, I have absolutely no idea. But you’re 100% correct. I’m embarrassed for Deadspin right now.

Seriously. Jesus Christ, what a bunch of tiny cock edgelords who have either no sense, no conscience, or no shame.

Right, because the NFL has never hired someone who hit a woman before...

Noah looks like someone stuck a Q-tip down the shower drain at the YMCA and then raised it in England.

Sheed 2020!

And if that was a dunk then I’ve been throwing down since 5th grade.

Lead don’t lie.

And yet, it still feels as though the Finals are already set in stone :-/ This is my one gripe with the NBA

“Looks like good defense to me” - James Harden

Fuck these NFL highlight tweets. Almost every single one requires following links that open three different browser windows before I can actually watch the clip on my phone. No highlight is worth that hassle.