The North Shore native in me is pained by the misspelling of Lynn, but then I remember actually being in Lynn, and no longer care.

See, driving while White is also dangerous!

Jimmy Butler is also familiar with the 10 plagues—he refers to the NBA Draft as passover.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

I made my dad marry my mom

why don’t some of the employees that won millions help chip in?

Friday used to be Pizza night.

Anyone associated with the Bears has to be by now.

The outlook is really good. 99% of guys who’ve had this surgery understand the meaning of the word “No.”

Your move detroit

+1 hit for the cycle

A continued thank-you to Deadspin for being the only publication of any size and repute to be publishing regular information about a major sexual assault trial involving a former NBA MVP.

I think we can rule out Derrick as a suspect if you just review his shooting percentage

Man, this episode of SVU is *crazy*

It’s funny because no one cares

Rails like you read about

Pumpkin bread is phenomenal and suffers a grave disservice by the pumpkin spice craze.

It’s funnier if you imagine that the fan was John Henry

If I tried that move, I’d sprain my wrist and fall down. Then I’d get called for travelling.