Oden/Bortles 2020

Look at that top photo. Every season as QB of the Jags is akin to four years in office as President. Blake Bortles will be a spry 48 by the end of next season.

I expect this sort of honesty from him. He’s not the type of player who Bortles up his emotions.

Nice cutter

I feel the same way about overly gigantic tie knots.

White.

“yeah, get hooked on prescription meds like the rest of america.” - Signed The DEA

Melo has led his team to the playoffs in 10 of his 13 NBA seasons.

I believe this is now the longest winning streak of his professional career.

Is it just me or did he JUST ENDORSE TRUMP by saying “America will be great again “

Demarcus Cousins broke into to tears after the sudden realization that the next time he would play basketball it would be for the Sacramento Kings:(

The real Melo answer: ‘Fuck, this feels great. Winning, you call it? I think I remember that from college.’

Why your league sucks: The NFL.

No way a BAC of .13 does that. Next time kid, lay off the Percocets before you drink.

Ill have a drink tonight to best coach of the last 50 years. Still wish i could have seem her coach an nba team.

Coach Banghart’s story makes goosebumps

I’m convinced Thibodeau drafted Dunn just to spite the Bulls front office. I miss him

“At least hes not wearing a hoodie with FUBU on it” -Curt Schilling

The Knicks definitely traded Robin Lopez away to sign Dwight Howard. Next year their starting lineup is going to be Derrick Rose, Aaron Afflalo, Carmelo Anthony, Kristaps Porzingis, and Dwight Howard, and they’re gonna win 39 games and lose to the Hawks in the first round of the playoffs.

Damn. And I was really hoping Rose’s career wasn’t over.