Jesus Christ are you really making me pick sides between Florio and JJ Watt?

Browns training camp starts next month.

“Suck it.”

“Shut up.”

-Buffalo

“Fuck you.”

“God damn it.”

someone please explain why i like it SO MUCH when women say “suck my dick” since i won’t be able to afford psychoanalysis until i’m out of graduate school

Still not the worst beating suffered by a Ventura on the mound.

Hang on, hang on, hang on... Wait...

Don’t watch this if you’re Gordon Gund, either.

And for all these years, I was sure it was Kiki Vandeweghe...

Takes a real man to “admit” that the unnamed figure in a controversial rap song is a now-dead guy......

If you don't know, now you know, I guess.

He’s only playing so long to pay off his massive student loan debt. Four full years of tuition at Wake Forest. Yeesh.

Love KD, but Westbrooks 3 sealed the deal at the end

The thunder just totally dismantled the Spurs, made them look nothing like they did in the regular season. Kudos to OKC, I didn’t think they had that in them.

Huh. I don't think the Madden Curse has claimed anyone via STD yet, so that's cool.

So she ate a burrito at Chipotle, big deal.

And on the tenth anniversary of Aaron Rowand smashing up his face running into a wall, too.

Chandler Parsons. Could his name BE any whiter?