Me too. I look like an overripe tomato when I exercise. Both shape and color, LOL.

Panda: Eats, Leaves

I always fucking hated Kobe but that was fun to watch. It’s almost like he read the Deadspin articles today and was like “fuck it, selfish? You wanna see selfish?" And just chucked it 50 times. Oh by the way also was fucking red hot with ice in his veins down the stretch of that game to drag a shitty ass Lakers team…

And then the rest of us will mention that he is a rapist.

That year was a disaster, man. Do you remember? It was a nightmare!

You can even call me E if you’d prefer!

He’s probably more embarrassed to be seen with Kevin Connolly

They don’t call them “chairs” at Augusta, they are “upholstered lounging structures.”

Man, if he did fall down over that chair...

Derek Jeter: That is how you take your licks.

Can’t wait for SBNation’s longform profile of him.

Tampa Bay is not a city.

Such a play is known as a Kobe, as it allows you to pass to yourself and involves an asshole.

Whatever you guys are paying Diana, it's not enough.

Tyler: Mom, I know I disappointed you with this embarrassing scandal.

Call him a “kid” all you want, but the young man has learned the game thanks to a parent who surrounded him with some of the best players in the country. That’s why I’m so excited about Louisiana Tech’s new baseball manager, Drake LaRoche.

Shawn Kemp had the same attitude with condoms.

Kevin Garant?

Some of my best friends are women.