I wonder how old that sock is.

The FUCK?

50 shades of FAIL. Stop trying to HACK everything hipsterpreneurs!

Coffee is *fucking fine*, leave it alone. We also don’t need an anal thermometer metering app to predict our morning poops.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... Yaaaaay.

Okay, but everyone is still wondering if he is a man. Why does he refuse to address this question?

Dear god - I grew four shades of dumber, just listening to the first ten "hold on, mans".

Even better was how the pro-PBC announcers tried to make this into a HUGE announcement after the interview, like this is something that could actually happen.

+1 Good Friday

If you’re being chided by Floyd Mayweather, you must be a raging piece of shit.

Funny, but kinda ewww +1

I'm from the south so I know how devastating it is getting the clap from cousins.

Rajon Rondo and DeMarcus Cousins did something assholeish? That doesn’t sound like them.....

Now that he’s drinking all the time, Chris has started to rethink his position on the Denver nuggets.

Bosh: This beer hits the spot. 5 stars.

I can picture Bosh chilling at a cookout with a longneck.

Also responsible for the greatest commercial of all time

Oh no. Now that marriage may not work out.

I dnt play them games

I dnt play them games