Young fella would’ve never seen the court in the fourth quarter if Byron Scott still coached New Orleans.

“With or Without You” is the more appropriate U2 song here.

Did this ass just throw his dead relatives out for sympathy? “Oh gee! I’m so sorry I beat that woman, but DEAD RELATIVES!!”

Oh, I thought Ellen was going to bring Daddy out in the end.

Don’t talk to me or my daughter ever again

“now, now ladies. no need to fight. there is plenty of me to go around”

Exactly. NBC needs to relinquish the Late Nite w/ Conan repetory. I need my masturbating bear/horny manatee interspecies erotica, damnit.

Honestly, I think that may be one of the best jokes ever written. The long pause before he says it too is incredible.

Oh man this makes me like Mr. X to the Z Xzibit all over again.

What’s beyond Tequila?

Shawn Kemp.

Meet Chumlee Plumlee.

Fuck Duke.

Don't know. But I know I hate them all.

These players are great and I hope they get sucked off tonight like they should.

That’s a lot of white people on the court

“Terrell Suggs driving on a suspended license.”

Jabaal Sheard is from one town over, could have been him

“With the 29th pick in the 2016 NBA draft, Gregg Popovich personally selects Taurean Prince, Baylor.”

So good