“I know nothing about cars ex­cept what I personally like...”

The Patriots are trading for Bears tight end Martellus Bennett, according to Adam Schefter. This gives them the best one-two TE punch they’ve had since, well, you know.

Better a year early than a year late. Branch Rickey approves.

Welker, Mankins, Wilfork, Revis. I’ve learned not to get too emotionally attached to anyone. BB has a heart of ice.

I think Holiday was just distracted by that sideline bling.

“...even the best hitters only succeed 3/10 times. Baseball is a game of failure.”

Sure, but have you ever considered what an irrelevant cliche that is? Hockey and soccer players miss far more than they score. Almost all basketball players average under 50%. Pro football teams fail to score on most possessions, too.

Terr…

I desperately want Lancelot to sink the Clips.

... is the gentleman on the right (I don’t follow hockey) wearing a necktie as a shawl?

Hold up lol wait - so this meat head piece of shit self righteous douche pulled THAT?! And now sits on the NFL network looking down on players from his high horse? Goodness. I hate him even more now.....

Remember when Heath Evans used twitter to apologize for cheating on his wife then claimed he was hacked then deleted his account altogether for years? What a douche.

(*reads headline*) Maybe Evans means that teams shouldn’t sign Manziel out of compassion and concern, so that he can focus all of his energy on getting the help he so desperately needs.

Caught the whole thing right Deron video.

LeBron James: Okay, I’ll take one more question before Mozzy, Double-T, and I head off to the boys’ clubhouse.

“I definitely would have done that thing I don’t have to do because the deal didn’t happen, because I care about winning,” said the player who’s supremely conscious of his public image.....

Cuse fan.... Sorry for your loss Dion. 😔

+1 currency exchange

Now comes the fun part, when we all get to take bets on which member of the Boston media will write a scathing take on what this incident says about the team’s clubhouse culture.

It’s crazy that they can make all those cheesecakes in a factory and yet Subway can’t even make a decent sandwich, created individually by artists.

I guess he will be the biggest Knick rookie since Michael Sweetney.