“He’s going DOWNTOWN!!!”

Things may be OK with Doc, but that NBA Jam announcer won’t stop following Bill Kennedy around and telling him he’s on fire.

Considering its probably $12 for a bottle of water at Met Life, my guess its water from a drinking fountain. New Jersey stadium tap water, for the record, is way better than Bud Light any day.

Well, we know it’s not beer.

It is quite literally a piece of shit.

You can tell he’s a true Bills fan because he’s so comfortable working from behind.

That field in Oakland is absolutely awful

Looks like how I used to dance with girls in middle school.

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Hot take: Coldplay is a great band, and amazing performers live. Its gonna be a great show

A Panthers-Patriots Super Bowl halftime show? What could possibly go wrong?

I probably had the cutest girlfriend in all of sixth grade.

34 freebies in one night? Who the hell invited him on a recruiting trip to Louisville?

I thought Harold Miner retired years ago.

Jameis, we’ve been through this before. You play for the Buccaneers.

Roses are red

Roses are Red

Roses are red

Monmouth also is coached by the Tom Brady Courtroom Sketch

The Isley Brothers cover of this song is really awesome, too.