Dodge Power Wagon. No explanation necessary.

Honorable mention to the Toyota Van, Nissan Van, and Mitsubishi Van

Nissan Cube - it's a box for your stuff. Pretty sure that was the official Nissan marketing line.

Power Wagon

Cube because cube.

Toyota Pickup.

Viper. Sexy, slippery, and won't hesitate to bite your ass if you don't keep a handle on it.

El Miraj

The Morgan 3 wheeler! - Made by Morgan and has 3 wheels, pretty simple!

Quattroporte.

The Mini. Obvious answer is obvious.

Toyota Pickup - IIRC the Tacoma name didn't come around until the mid 90's

Thunderzord would be a better name than hellkitty.

Shelby GLHS - Goes Like Hell S'more

Ford Probe because it felt like a colonoscopy everytime you drove it.

The answer is always Countach. Named essentially after an Italian catcall, which is just wildly appropriate for what the car was/is.

I still drift every time it snows. Fuck these guys

But, all of those people getting up-in-arms would NEVER drive aggressively anywhere but on a race track, with proper safety equipment!