I still think this entire article is a Photoshop. Unmodiefied Eclipses don't exist, period.

The rear is really the only nice part of that car.

OMG I like it. it kind of reminds me of a Halo Warthog.

Back around when I got my license in the late 90's, my second car was a 1991 Camaro RS Convertible with a 305 V8. My friend also had the same year and motor in T-Top form. Being my young, ignorant self, I was a muscle car guy through and through and poked fun at japanese cars every chance I got. We both thought we…

You're taking a big risk, predicting things like that. You've inspired me to make a bold prediction about tomorrow. I believe the sun will rise in the East, and set in the West.

How's the weather out on that limb?

Affordable attire for different occasions (Weddings, birthdays, work, etc) that don't make you look cheap (it wasn't until I was married that I ventured into places like Kohls and Ross).

I like to think of Calvin as espousing the Adequate Man philosophy.

Is this where I confess my desire to adequately furnish a room in something resembling a cohesive, ascetically pleasing manner?

Sorry, my wife has already has a copyright on that title for her upcoming book.

I was told there would be women, is that correct? Is this where the women are at?

Most exceptional people are insufferable anyway

Good, it's still there!

I've eaten ass hundreds of times.... I've eaten the ass of many, many people; too many to count, remember or name. Never once have I gotten sick from it let alone some serious bs pathogen you're afraid of. You do whatever, but eating ass is as safe as most other sex acts.

Hammond and I are both like this:

What, the Ford Mustang Shelby GT350 wasn't bad enough for you? It's about to get even more badass. Tell the Chevrolet Camaro Z/28 it's on notice, because Ford says this is the most track-capable street legal Mustang ever.

Um, is that an 8200 RPM redline? I know it is the right type of engine to do it. Damn, Ford. You scary

No specific numbers yet?

Just started breathing heavy at the office. It's getting awkward...