For some reason, out of all the slang and colloquialisms for various sex acts, "fingerblasting" sounds like one of the nastiest.

Seriously, pull over. You'll be glad you did.

What about a NA Miata?

You don't need a carbon fiber racing helmet.

"Do you spend your nights pondering why poor people just can't seem to buy more money?"

If only there was a ditch there instead of a wall...

Okay, so I do actually feel for this guy. Did everything right (safe place, special wheels, even has the crowd) and just got it a bit wrong in that one moment. Props to him for holding it in and still putting on a show once he knew the thing was still in one piece.

WHY DID YOU TURN?

...obvious answer is obvious.

If you lay face down on the ground as it's coming by, it gives you a freedom boner.

Ford Raptor, 'cause 'Murica!

Morgan AreoMax

Number 1 is not the best sounding at all.

That poor truck, having to be driven in Texas City...

I wonder what kind of fucking hilljack sees that picture and their immediate thought is that a plumbing company in Texas must be supplying terrorists. The thought process that has to go through their mind to not only make the least logical conclusion but then act upon it is frightening.

Who sells a truck with the company logo on it still?

After the 1st A-10 sees it...