Former owner who got 6 of 9 so I guess I'll be on the back stoop with a dunce cap.

Owning one doesn't mean you need to be a fanboi. 6/9 NA owner and proud of it. Who cares where it debuted? Not me, as long as I get to drive it home tonight.

7 out of 9 crew represent! Never owned one so I don't feel as ashamed.

I'm in the same boat as you. I feel horrible.

Couldn't agree more. I especially like the chain step ups dangling down.

Holy crap I would pray for a zombie apocalypse every day if I owned that beautiful thing!

That looks positively bitchin' with the crew cab and super singles

4 door bobbed deuce? ...

Best way to find a new car to write about? Here is what your process should look like:

You don't have to put on fancy shoes to let the world know you like cars. You can actually throw on a reasonably stylish shirt, like this Baja Bug from Curb. Make sure to check out the good people over at Blipshift, too, as they've always got great designs. Even if the Baja Bug is rolled. ($15-$28).

I'm going to buy the racing suit and the driving scarf and wear them together.

An Autodromo watch. For looking like a sophisticated, understated, petrolhead.

I mean, when you have a dedicated drift car like a Tacoma, what can go wrong?

Pictured: Yet another Cam Newton turn over.

I'll say it again, this is fake...but it DOES happen. I worked with a guy that worked in a mining site and he drove a 6 inch lifted f350 with huge antenna whips and lots of chrome. He wasn't a douchbag, he just wanted to make sure the big trucks saw it, unlike his previous Tacoma....

Fake level: Pro Wrestling.

There is no engine in that car. You can't crush iron like that. Plus, no fluids. Not even radiator coolant.

Any Maserati. Beautiful, fantastic, soulful cars.

Cobalt SS Turbo. Lightning fast, incredible chassis, "No-Lift Shift" anti-lag feature, and the ability to embarrass E46 M3s and S2000s at your local track day. Despite all of this, at the end of the day, you were still driving a Cobalt.

Yeah I'm more amazed that she just has LF-A. LF-A is a sleeper in the price range it resides.