"You seem to be having trouble with your fleshlight, would you like me to:

But he doesn't actually get out. He just watches you. blinking. knowing.

I just keep picturing a scenario of a life size Clippy walking in your room while you are watching porn on the Hololens, asking if you need help. "Dammit Clippy! GET OUT!"

Well they havent mentioned Supes yet but they have talked about Batman and his methods openly on flash. Can't have one without the other right?

Five words: The Last Dragon: The Series. Each week we follow Bruce Leroy in his effort to reach the seventh level and find..."The Glow." All that stands in his way are the jealous warrior, Sho Nuff and VJ, Laura Charles who threatens his virginity because as we all know, only a pure warrior can find "the glow."

Seems like the Atom should just be a mini-series.

So, are you implying the pyramids weren't built by ancient aliens with access to Nazi time travel technology pieced together with overpriced junk from a Las Vegas pawn shop? Get real!

Meanwhile Arrow seems to enjoy reuniting the case of Spartacus. I'm enjoying whoever the hell is casting over at the CW.

Hmm...I think we know who is in that "pod".

"he follows commands better than most kids."

This sneaky bastard knows exactly what is acceptable. And he knows that sometimes it's worth the punishment to get/do what he wants. Just like people.

Finnegan is smart enough to know to run for the hills if my wife starts baking, as the fire alarm will assuredly go off in the near future. Grad students should not be baking unless they can devote more than 5% of their attention to it.

My dog is entirely too smart for me to deal with. She follows my commands every single time unless I try "drop it"... she'll never drop it. She knows what it means, she just won't do it. I always have to grab whatever it is out of her mouth. She knows "scoot over" when we're in the bed or "go find Daddy", but dropping…

This big puppy, below, hits me in mid-air at about 600 miles per hour whenever I get home, whether it's been 10 minutes or 9 hours. This demonstrates a higher understanding of me than anyone else in my life.

Just this once, I'd love to see St Louis, Oakland, and San Diego all tell their NFL teams to get fucked when it comes to asking for publicly-funded venues at the exact same time, just to see what happens. It's not like all three of them can move to LA simultaneously.

You can't douse yourself with Sex Panther and not expect a prison riot :)

Am I the only one who looked at the Avengers photo and immediately thought of another run down looking farm house where another group of beat up heroes got together to regain their mojo?

I've had it with all these mother fuckin' hunger games in this mother fuckin' forest.