so, her family was like “FUCK YEAH, MUSSOLINI FOR LYFE!!!!!” then bounced to flee persecution....

This is not historically true though. Despite the popular understanding of Marie Antoinette as some kind of 18th century bimbo, she was a well educated member of European aristocracy—she had an active role in the politics of the French court, and its spending. The incessant need to white wash this women into so purely…

Yeah, Coulier's only Canadian connection is that one went down on him. In a thea-tuh, I believe.

When I posted about this on Twitter, I image-searched “Whitesnake” and the first gif that popped up was one of her on the hood of that car. That band had some genuinely fun songs but they would’ve been a footnote if it wasn’t for Tawny.

I’d forgotten she was on “Celebrity Rehab,” so let me take this opportunity to say: F*** you, Dr. Drew. For someone poo-pooing the danger of COVID, you have an even higher fatality rate.

If not Bring It On then surely Dick. And let’s not forget Drop Dead Gorgeous.

I was just disappointed I didn’t get to see Jason Silverman and Kirsten Dunst get decapitated.

I mean, it sort of was! Dubya was still president, the recession hadn’t happened yet, gay marriage was still a hot button issue, the Internet hadn’t yet become its own ecosystem. YouTube was barely a year old, for crying out loud!

The thing about this movie is that it had Owen Wilson wearing a head bandage the entire time -- only a couple months after he attempted suicide. It cast a shadow over the entire thing and gave the movie way more meaning than you might give it in 2021.

“definitely stronger than Life Aquatic”

The Darjeeling Limited is better than its reputation suggests

Yeah, I’d always wondered if he happened to be a perfectly nice fella with an over-the-top stage persona (like, say, Alice Cooper). Turns out he was just a regular asshole who uses his ‘art’ as cover for sociopathic/abusive behaviour.

I wish Law and Order SVU was real. Stabler would jack this fool up.

Speaking of expectations - when you victim-shame, you can fully expect to get dragged for it.

Please tell me he’s looking at jailtime for this, not just a quietly settled lawsuit.

What a fucking scumbag.

The Goldish Girls?

They should explain Samantha’s absence by saying she was arrested in Abu Dhabi for “immoral behavior” and was executed.

Samantha was in LA anyway, so her not being in this version isn’t that big a deal. Other than she’s the best of the four.

hued much closer to