All these people are TOO OLD for this bullshit. This is high school shit. I just looked up Khloe’s age-she is 35. THIRTY-FUCKING-FIVE and she’s passive aggressively posting on Instagram stories (the Snapchat of Instagram) about the 22 year old who kissed her exceptionally piece-of-shit ex at a party.

“My name is Tommy Callaway, and I managed to have a long, intimate relationship with an adult woman and raise two little girls without ever once considering how fucked up it is to treat a woman’s body like public property. That proves what a good guy I am, right?”

What her ex did was wrong. But can we please not make a martyr out of a Freshmen Congresswoman whose judgment was so poor that she wasn’t even able to complete a two year congressional term. Is that really the kind of person or woman that you want in Congress? She couldn’t even keep her stuff together for two years.…

Mary Tyler Moore could wear the hell out of high-waisted Capri pants, but then, she was a woman of genuine style.

They wanted it to make this about racism.

Nope. I work for an animal protection organization and we rescue good boys and girls (and other animals) from horrible people all day long.

Dude bro at work, he said he is on keto, which i always see him cheat on his keto. It’s all that he talks about and how he is proud to be on keto and never, ever work out. 

Turkey has quite an extensive online propaganda arm.  I’d not at all be surprised if this poster was one of them.

I don’t know if she was ever going to overcome things like this

Kind of like the Kurds did.

The average suburban mom bunco night sounds more subversive than this carefully-curated art simulation factory.

The following excerpt is from a report on her confirmation hearing in 2017 (link below), which details how she maintains arm’s length distance from student loan collection while profiting directly from it:

They laughed at him like a DOG. And Princess Anne? She don’t know Trump.

Always a warning sign:

You could’ve just asked people in the breakroom - educated, reasonably informed multiracial group of millennial people on the left - why they didn’t support her for president. They didn’t - we didn’t. “Kamala is a cop” was widely understood to be shorthand referencing her prosecutorial record instead of just a low-info…

Salacious stories about an affair are very effective at diverting attention from what Elizabeth was really up to in Kentucky, which was massive, private - not royal, property acquisition.

I found it curious how so many individuals interpreted that dinner scene with Porchey as Elizabeth implicitly talking about him, and not just a non-Queen life focused on All Things Horses (and, probably, Corgis). It was clear that the scene had the Porchey character reacting uncomfortably and surprised around that pote…

Jazz Hands Jessica

That might be what this chick ingested prior to taking her seat.

Instead of “Broadway Becky” how about “Great White Way Wendy?” Better yet how about “Playbill Patty?” I mean it’s not even Tuesday and I think we already know what 98% of the clapback mailbag will be about.