And of course these are the same white women who will be screaming from the rooftops how ‘unfair’ and ‘disrespectful’ it will be to criticize Mrs. Rump when she becomes first Lady.  

Go get your girls, white women.

#Thankswhitewomen!

the keys gif!! THANK YOU YES.

I never made it to the end! Is there a spoiler site or something?

Gosh I love her glasses!

we’re married, so i guess so? We don’t have what one would call a healthy relationship or sex life, so granted, my situation is a bit of an outlier anyway.

But I honestly do feel like cowgirl position is a skinny girl’s game! I *despise* being on top: always worrying about what he’s seeing, if I’m moving too much or not enough, feeling like I’m crushing him, the awkward ‘is it in’ squiggle, the having to stare out into space because there’s no way that any of that is…

And that’s great — for you. There’s part of me that wants to cheer for you and another that’s like “Oh, she’s probably conventionally pretty/young anyway.”

Despite how much this ad sucks, I understand. I hate how I look and know that part of the reason I’m having horrible sex is because I don’t deserve any better at my current weight. If i was thin (and young), I would be able to pull a better partner, but I’m not, so I can’t.

Thank you, kind commenter, for not laughing at her like my husband did me the last time (approximately 8 years ago) I wore lingerie for him. (It was a matching red and white bra and panty set from lane bryant, which I thought was very cute and not threatening or too ‘try-hard’).

oh lord, that KITCHEN. MORE.

But it’s such a ...foreboding song! like “You Better Look Pretty or your Husband’s Gonna Cheat on You”. u

I have a preschool-age daughter with ASD. She is tall for her age, and likely always will be. I am terrified of how teachers and law enforcement will view and treat her as she gets older. It’s not so much “oh, I hope they treat her fairly” , it’s “Dear God don’t let them kill my baby.”

Two Words: Tiffany Reisz.

No scoop neck or v neck shirts? Any Plus sizes? No thanks.

I’m a fatty — with a kid! — , so damn right this trend ain’t for me. Can someone just wake me when DVF makes wrap dresses for plus sizes?

hey now. Let’s leave the unlimited appetizers out of this!

Chanel Allure Lipstick No. 58 (Audace). It used to be NARS Medea, but that was discontinued.

Chanel Allure Lipstick No. 58 (Audace). It used to be NARS Medea, but that was discontinued.

First W. Kamau Bell, now this?! Unblackening, indeed!